JULIUS MALEMA IN DEEP TROUBLE
SHAME, poor Juju, how dare they take all his money and belongings that he worked for and what about his granny's house? Shame on SARS.
MALEMA: please repossess the beret (head is too big).
HONEST, TO THE POINT SPEECH
BARNEY Pityana – at long last a man with non-blinkered vision. Please elect him president!
PITYANA for president – what an honest and to the point speech that hit the nail on the head. I would vote for you.
BARNEY, you are a man! We whites admire a man who says it like it is. A man with insight, intelligence and courage.
BRAVO Pityana. Please use your influence in parliament!
SANDF IN TROUBLE
SANDF on the verge of collapse? Meantime there are more generals now than any time in its history!
SANDF on "verge of collapse", now the "people" shout nationalise mines. You must be joking!
LE ROUX, PORT ELIZABETH
COUNCILLORS FORGET ABOUT WALMER
ANC councillors forget Walmer Township's people, your very own. Or are you waiting for another Marikana to touch your political nerve?
ROWALLAN PARK BUSH NEEDS CLEARING
WILL the ward councillor for Rowallan Park please do something about the jungle growing at the back of McKinnon and Froneman streets. It is a fire hazard.
PAY ATTENTION TO SA PROBLEMS
JACOB Zuma, stop jetting around world. Get things right in South Africa, bring back the death sentence for rape and murder of all races. Crime is out of control. You have bodyguards.
KINGS RECRUITING FOREIGN PLAYERS
ZOLA Yeye still blames whites, yet EP Kings are now recruiting Pumas? How is that still the whitey's fault?
CHEETAHS, LIONS WEAR SAME COLOUR STRIP
WHO in their right minds allows two teams to play in colours so similar that even the players have problems? What a bunch of idiots. Only in RSA!
JUST ANOTHER DAY TO LAZE AROUND
HERITAGE Day, Braai Day, whatever. Just another day for unproductive people of this country to laze around doing nothing.