ROAD TO MANGAUNG
I WONDER why Jacob Zuma's two praise singers are so mum. Aagh I know, Zwelinzima Vavi is sorting voting cattle out while Nzimande is sharpening his blade.
TSUNAMI
NKANDLA BUILDING CONTROVERSY
NKANDLA expenditure is essential. Got to keep up with the Mugabes!
JJ OSSHER
REPLIES TO READERS' COMMENTS
MZWANDILE Pepe Nkomombini, cricket coach, what has your contribution been to all the things "we need" in respect of cricket in the Eastern Cape.
ANONYMOUS
RASTA, walking on the moon is the culmination of rational and exacting scientific endeavour. Walking on water is plain old bunk.
ATHEIST
MAYBE Atheist can now fall on his sword to demonstrate his own particular lack of value? No, all humans are priceless.
ALF
I STAND by what I wrote.
NIGEL
CHANGE THOSE POUNDS TO RANDS
IF you have pounds, change them to rands now, at a rate of R113.95! – according to Herald Finance on Thursday.
CHARLES J
WE apologise for the error made in the sub-editing process. – The editor
SUICIDAL MAN TALKED OFF BRIDGE
I WOULD just like to say to Harry Vermaak through The Herald: may God bless you richly and keep you safe. You are a very special person.
LOLLY
TREAT CASUAL WORKERS PROPERLY
EMPLOYERS need to stop treating their casual workers like dogs!
ENOCH
CYCLISTS ON THE ROADS
SELWYN Gill, whenever I give cyclists a short blast, I usually get the finger back!
MIKE
IN response to Mack's SMS on Friday, how about drivers who think they can drive on the wrong side of the road? How's that invincible?
ANONYMOUS
CYCLISTS are a greater hazard on the road than taxis. Try driving the Schoenies road with them two and even three abreast.
ANTI-CYCLIST
ANC AID NEEDED IN WARD 7
WHERE is the ANC in Ward 7? Where is Nceba Faku? Where is the PR councillor? Empty promises were made on a helpdesk, soup, etc
RESIDENT
GOLD MINE WORTH NOTHING DURING STRIKE
UNCLAIMED Lotto prize: Thembi Tulwana says, "The punter is sitting on a gold mine". Shame, a gold mine is worth nothing, the workers are on strike!
HAHA, PORT ELIZABETH
EVERYONE MUST YIELD AT CIRCLE
LAW of a traffic circle: only cars already in the circle, coming from the right, get right of way. There's no main route, everyone must yield!
RONALD
DOG DIES IN BEE ATTACK
DOG dies saving child: you tied dog up.
ANIMAL LOVER
THE dog didn't die protecting the child from the bees. It was chained and couldn't escape the swarm. What a tragic way to die!
TOM H
ENOUGH OF THE STRUGGLE DRAMA
ISIDINGO is becoming a big bore with all "the struggle" talk. We have had enough of that rammed down our throats by the regime.
TV WATCHER
UPROAR OVER ACCUSED'S T-SHIRT
IT is obvious this alleged killer shows no remorse by wearing that T-shirt. Remember what goes around comes around!
JANINE